I hate you so much right now.
I dont care if I go back to my bad habits.
I'm so done with you. I'm not gonna try anymore....
Better off alone.
so i only wear this bra in the house because it's...
ho-ho-my-lad: and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
mylumps: rhydonmyhardon: ftfhal: rhydonmyhardon: swag swag like That’s STANLEY, not Caillou! This is Caillou! he’s literally just calliou drawn with 6 awkward hairs and a goldfish but his dick aint fresh like caillou
lynzave: my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
pastelmorgue: eradicategirlhate: you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period? THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
*runs for 10 minutes*
me: am i skinny yet?
foodtrucker: i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me Mines are usually 100% me
4fagsunderthestars: hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city? i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties yes i do no one can twerk dat ass like you i swear its true
stylesthirst: sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
rlystoned: how do people argue without using the word fuck
tupacabra: sylvanburningcenter: also i had a strawberry, almond, and parmesan crisp salad i had some basil and rosemary infused lemonade (most bomb ass liquid ever) and i had veal scallops over angelhair pasta with sage, air cured ham, covered in a lemon veal demi-glaze so like, tonight was actually perfect i ate three ikea hot dogs today
biieberhole69: ed-ingle: if it makes you all feel any better one time chris brown had food poisoning and went to fart on stage and shit his pants it does actually
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